- “2001 Dalmatians” just seems like overkill.
- National Park Service just paid a consultant six figures to get Old Faithful Y2K compliant.
- Dick Clark refuses to do the New Year’s show without a bazooka and a vat of boiling oil.
- Millions converting to Judaism so this year is actually 5760 and they can skip all this nonsense.
- New Charmin Y2Ply!
- They’re printing new calendars and everything!
- Safeway already advertising “January 2 Carnage-in-the-Streets Canned Food Sale.”
- When people finally stoop to “Spam Hoarding”, everyone just stops and has a good long laugh.
- You just saw an ad for Y2K-compliant pants.
- Tired of talking about Y2K, the press begins to freak everyone outabout the upcoming “Groundhog Day Bug.”
- You evicted your roommate so you’d have more space to store Vienna sausages.
- Freeze-dried meals? Check. Bottled water? Check. Guns and ammo? Check. Frozen sperm for re-populating the world with my seed? Still working on it.
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