If Bill Gates Wrote a Book on Wicca

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  • The book would be called Windows to the Goddess.
  • Iconology would be a major chapter.
  • A revised edition would be released approximately every 6 months, without which your magik would no longer work.
  • Your broom would crash at least once a week.
  • Cauldrons would be called recycle bins.
  • A Book of Shadows would be called a Folder of Magik.
  • A free high-speed connection spell would come with every book.
  • Every now and then your circle would collapse and you would have to perform the re-boot ritual to get it working again.
  • If you used the more powerful NT Magik, all circles within a 5 mile radius would go down.
  • At least once a month you would have to re-install your spells into your Folder of Magik.
  • You would have to use a start ritual to exit your circle.