- Materials needed for Torts 101 include a baking sheet and apron.
- Master’s Class in Legal Retorts taught by Johnny Cochran
- Morely Safer and his camera crew are on campus more often than you are.
- If you last the entire eight weeks, Sally Struthers personally signs your diploma.
- Admission test, found on back of a matchbook, requires you to draw Marcia Clark’s briefs.
- Faculty recruited from the exercise yard.
- The Dean once failed to get James Earl Jones acquitted on a charge that he “talks like a sissy.”
- Professors always accept 5th Amendment as an excuse for not turning in homework.
- Every question answered with, “You can’t handle the truth!”
- Two words: Dean Wapner.
- Three hours a day of chasing a little metal ambulance around a dog track.
- In mock trials, the judge always sentences you to a spanking.
- Today’s lecture: “Fight for Your Right to Party,” by visiting professor Adam “The King Ad Rock” Horovitz.
- Your roommate is on a “John Gotti Scholarship.”
- Can’t see the blackboard over Axl Rose’s hair.
- The white wigs and black robes may be a tradition, but there’s no explaining the lipstick, garter belts, and high heels.
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