Types of Answers

  • Abusive
    What’s the matter, stupid, don’t you know the answer?
  • Ambivalence
    Well, it could be yes and it could be no.
  • Amnesia
    I forget.
  • Antipathy
    You would have to ask me that.
  • Amorous
    I love the way you ask that question.
  • Apathy
    I don’t care.
  • Apologetic
    I’m sorry that you have to ask me that.
  • Argumentative
    Are you looking for a fight?
  • Authoritarian
    I’ll tell you when you can ask me questions!
  • Bigotry
    I’m not going to tell someone like you.
  • Blasphemous
    God Dammit, I told you not to ask!
  • Compulsive
    I want to tell you right now, I have to tell you right now!
  • Conditional
    Well, it depends.
  • Damnation
    You and your questions can go to hell!
  • Depressed
    You would have to ask me that.
  • Dyslexic
    Gniees sdrawkcab.
  • Egotistical
    I’m the best person to answer that question.
  • Evasive
    Have you done your homework today?
  • Exhausted
    I’m too tired to answer you right now.
  • Flatulent
    That question really stinks!
  • Greedy
    What’s in it for me if I tell you?
  • Hemorrhoids
    You know, this is a real pain in the butt!
  • Hostility
    If you ask me just one more question, I’ll kill you!
  • Hypochondriacal
    The thought of it makes me sick.
  • Ignorance
    I don’t know.
  • Indifference
    It doesn’t matter.
  • Influenza
    You’ve got to be sick to ask me that question.
  • Insecure
    I don’t think I want to know the answer to that question.
  • Insensitive
    I don’t care if you don’t know the answer.
  • Insomnia
    I stayed awake all last night thinking of the answer.
  • Intoxicated
    ** BURP **
  • Irreverent
    I swear to God, you ask too many questions!
  • Masturbation
    I can single-handedly answer that question.
  • Narcissism
    Before I answer, tell me, don’t I look great?
  • Nausea
    That question is going to make me vomit.
  • Nonchalant
    It’s not important.
  • Obstinate
    I’m not going to tell you.
  • Over-Protective
    I don’t know if you’re ready for the answer.
  • Over-Sensitive
    How could you ask me a question like that?
  • Paranoid
    You think I don’t know the answer, don’t you?
  • Pessimistic
    I’m sure I won’t give the right answer.
  • Procrastination
    I’ll tell you tomorrow.
  • Repetitive
    I already told you the answer once before.
  • Sarcastic
    That’s a stupid question to ask me.
  • Secretive

    • I can’t tell you right now.
    • Seductive
      Lets go somewhere private where I can answer that for you.
    • Self-Centered
      Well, I know the answer, that’s all that matters.
    • Senile
      When I was your age, we couldn’t ask these questions.
    • Subjective
      It’s all in how you look at the question.
    • Suspicious
      Why are you asking me all these questions?
    • Temperamental
      What the heck do you want to know that for???