Reasons The 80s Were Cooler than the 90s

  • MTV actually played videos in the 80’s.
  • There were only one kind of Nike tennis shoes (White with a red swoosh), and they didn’t cost $125.
  • A comb in your back pocket is more practical and less painful than a ring through your nose.
  • In the 80’s playing video games actually meant going out to DO something.
  • In the 80’s, when you were out partying, you didn’t have to worry about your Mom calling you on your cell.
  • In the 80s we didn’t have to worry about getting our heads blown off atschool-unless you put a whole pack of Pop Rocks in your mouth and drank a coke.
  • New Kids on the Block vs. Hanson. OK, that one’s a draw.
  • In the early 80’s there were kids in your high school who could buy alcohol legally.
  • Feathered hair was easier to care for than dreadlocks.
  • In the 80’s you didn’t have to worry about your pants falling down all the time.