Mistaken Identity

Ole was sitting at the bar, getting pretty sloshed, and mentioned something about Lena being out in the car. After quite a while, the bartender became concerned about Lena, as it was cold out, and went outside to check on her.

When he looked inside the car, he saw Ole’s buddy, Sven, really going at it with Lena.

The bartender shook his head and returned to the bar. He walked over to Ole and told him that he thought it might be a good idea to run out to the car and check on Lena.

Ole staggered off the barstool, went outside to the car, and sure enough, there were Sven and Lena, still going at it. Ole walks back into the bar, laughing and laughing.

The bartender asked him what was so funny. Ole said, “That damned Sven! He’s so drunk, he thinks he’s me!”