- You’re less likely to be pestered by annoying sorority girls.
- It doubles as a convenient TV tray for nachos and beer.
- It’s a great way to meet cute female cardiologists.
- Extra gravity makes it that much less likely you’ll ever be thrown free of the earth into deep space.
- Your bellybutton can store up to eight quarters for the parking meter.
- YOU CAN DRINK LOTSA BEER!!!
And finally, the COOLEST thing about having a beer belly: