- Dogs love it when your friends come over.
- Dogs don’t care if you use their shampoo.
- Dogs think you sing great.
- A dog’s time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
- Dogs don’t expect you to call when you’re running late. The later you are, the more excited a dog is to see you.
- Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
- Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
- Dogs don’t mind if you give their offspring away.
- Dogs love red meat.
- Anyone can get a good looking dog.
- If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don’t hate it.
- Dogs don’t shop.
- Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
- A dog’s disposition stays the same throughout the entire month.
- Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
- A dog’s parents never visit.
- Dogs love long car trips.
- Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
- Dogs understand that everything smaller than it is meant to be chased.
- Dogs don’t hate their bodies.
- No dog ever bought Kenny G, Yanni, or Barbra Streisand albums.
- No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.
- Dogs never criticize.
- Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
- Dogs never expect gifts.
- Dogs don’t worry about germs.
- Dogs don’t care about or get jealous of any other dog you ever had.
- Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet desk and the backs of your drawers.
- Dogs don’t let magazine articles guide their lives.
- Dogs would rather you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.
- You never have to wait for a dog. They’re always ready to go.
- Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.
- Dogs don’t borrow your shirts.
- Dogs aren’t catty.
- Dogs seldom outlive you.
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