Women’s English

  • Yes
  • No
  • Maybe
  • I’m sorry.
    You’ll be sorry.
  • We need
    I want
  • It’s your decision
    The correct decision should be obvious by now.
  • Do what you want
    You’ll pay for this later.
  • We need to talk
    I need to complain
  • Sure… go ahead
    I don’t want you to.
  • I’m not upset
    Of course I’m upset, you moron!
  • You’re … so manly
    You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
  • You’re certainly attentive tonight
    Is sex all you ever think about?
  • Be romantic, turn out the lights
    I have flabby thighs.
  • This kitchen is so inconvenient
    I want a new house.
  • I want new curtains
    and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper…..
  • Hang the picture there
    NO, I mean hang it there!
  • I heard a noise
    I noticed you were almost asleep.
  • Do you love me?
    I’m going to ask for something expensive.
  • How much do you love me?
    I did something today you’re really not going to like.
  • I’ll be ready in a minute.
    Kick off your shoes and find a game on TV.
  • Is my butt fat?
    Tell me I’m beautiful.
  • You have to learn to communicate.
    Just agree with me.
  • Are you listening to me!?
    Too late, you’re dead.
  • Was that the baby?
    Why don’t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
  • I’m not yelling!
    Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.