Women’s English

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  • Yes
    No

  • No
    Yes

  • Maybe
    No

  • I’m sorry.
    You’ll be sorry.

  • We need
    I want

  • It’s your decision
    The correct decision should be obvious by now.

  • Do what you want
    You’ll pay for this later.

  • We need to talk
    I need to complain

  • Sure… go ahead
    I don’t want you to.

  • I’m not upset
    Of course I’m upset, you moron!

  • You’re … so manly
    You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

  • You’re certainly attentive tonight
    Is sex all you ever think about?

  • Be romantic, turn out the lights
    I have flabby thighs.

  • This kitchen is so inconvenient
    I want a new house.

  • I want new curtains
    and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper…..

  • Hang the picture there
    NO, I mean hang it there!

  • I heard a noise
    I noticed you were almost asleep.

  • Do you love me?
    I’m going to ask for something expensive.

  • How much do you love me?
    I did something today you’re really not going to like.

  • I’ll be ready in a minute.
    Kick off your shoes and find a game on TV.

  • Is my butt fat?
    Tell me I’m beautiful.

  • You have to learn to communicate.
    Just agree with me.

  • Are you listening to me!?
    Too late, you’re dead.

  • Was that the baby?
    Why don’t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.

  • I’m not yelling!
    Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.