- I’m sorry.
You’ll be sorry.
- We need
- It’s your decision
The correct decision should be obvious by now.
- Do what you want
You’ll pay for this later.
- We need to talk
I need to complain
- Sure… go ahead
I don’t want you to.
- I’m not upset
Of course I’m upset, you moron!
- You’re … so manly
You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
- You’re certainly attentive tonight
Is sex all you ever think about?
- Be romantic, turn out the lights
I have flabby thighs.
- This kitchen is so inconvenient
I want a new house.
- I want new curtains
and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper…..
- Hang the picture there
NO, I mean hang it there!
- I heard a noise
I noticed you were almost asleep.
- Do you love me?
I’m going to ask for something expensive.
- How much do you love me?
I did something today you’re really not going to like.
- I’ll be ready in a minute.
Kick off your shoes and find a game on TV.
- Is my butt fat?
Tell me I’m beautiful.
- You have to learn to communicate.
Just agree with me.
- Are you listening to me!?
Too late, you’re dead.
- Was that the baby?
Why don’t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
- I’m not yelling!
Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
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