America Online or AOL. You all know it. Some of you love it. Others hate it. But, you gotta admit, there are plenty of reasons to keep it, no matter what your more experienced internet/online friends say.

• Busy signals? No problem, I’m not alone, there are 10 Million other people also waiting to log on.
• Doesn’t America Online own the Internet?
• It came with my Windows, if I get rid of it, won’t Windows stop working?
• They erase all of my mail every month, just when I’m about done reading it.
• They must be good, I saw an ad on a bus.
• I know they must be good because it takes me an hour to get through to tech support
• If they’re raising the prices, then it must be getting better – Right?
• What else am I supposed to do with all of those free disks and CDs they send me?
• What else is there?
• Where else can I chat with a 52-year-old man named Bubbles, in Germany?