- I’m not as smart as I thought I was
- Only other parents are cool
- Gray hair is inherited from our children
- I don’t understand anything
- You can never have enough nachos, pizza, and soda in the house
- Some 4-letter words are hard to speak at home (love, work, help) and other’s aren’t
- Toddlers step on your toes, teens step on your heart
- I can’t cook
- Rules are meant to be broken
- You can’t make someone do something they don’t want to do
- Stress is not for adults only
- A clean room is an oxymoron
- Friends come first
- Dinner together is a “foreign” meal
- Live for today
- Never take *NO* for an answer
- Clothes hangers look better on the floor – next to what they were intended to hang
- Video game strategy can be recited in detail, but don’t ask about homework
- You’re *amned if you do and you’re *amned if you don’t
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