All I Need to Know I Learned From My Teenager

  • I’m not as smart as I thought I was
  • Only other parents are cool
  • Gray hair is inherited from our children
  • I don’t understand anything
  • You can never have enough nachos, pizza, and soda in the house
  • Some 4-letter words are hard to speak at home (love, work, help) and other’s aren’t
  • Toddlers step on your toes, teens step on your heart
  • I can’t cook
  • Rules are meant to be broken
  • You can’t make someone do something they don’t want to do
  • Stress is not for adults only
  • A clean room is an oxymoron
  • Friends come first
  • Dinner together is a “foreign” meal
  • Live for today
  • Never take *NO* for an answer
  • Clothes hangers look better on the floor – next to what they were intended to hang
  • Video game strategy can be recited in detail, but don’t ask about homework
  • You’re *amned if you do and you’re *amned if you don’t

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