Advice for Women

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• You can’t change a man — unless he’s in diapers.
• What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
• If they put a man on the moon — they should be able to put them all up there.
• Go for younger men. You might as well — they never mature anyway.
• Men are all the same — they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
• Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
• Women don’t make fools of men — most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
• Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
• If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
• The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.
• If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him the checkbook.
• Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
• Sadly, all men are created equal.