It was the best of times, it was the worst of times …
The names contained in this report have been changed to protect the innocent …
The mayor then made an illegal left hand turn onto Mulraney at which point I opened fire …
Before I get into the details, I’ve got a few “shout-outs” for my homeys in the command staff …
It was so dark and wet that night you could almost eat the mist. The radio call penetrated the eerie silence with such piercing intensity that for a moment, I was sure I’d lost my mind …
Got call. Responded. Arrested bad guy. The end.
Mye pertnar an eye wher on petrol wen we seen a man act suspishushly…
The suspect then tried to assualt me by repeatedly slamming his face into my fist …