- He refers to you as “our mascot”.
- Instead of a gun, you were issued a water pistol.
- Your locker is also the broom closet.
- The job description in your contract includes “crash test dummy” and “pepper-spray test subject”.
- He sends you on drug raids – alone.
- He always tells you that only wussies call for back-up.
- He makes up “missing persons” and then sends you to look for them.
- You always get the patrol car with the flat tire, no gas, a dead battery, and a broken air conditioner.
- He lied to you about an “officer exchange program” and put you on a plane to Siberia.
- He doesn’t like to be seen with you in public.
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