- You’re only lending your soul, not selling it.
- You won’t be there when the fruits of your labor turn rotten.
- Trying on a different personality at each new job site.
- You don’t have to continually fork over part of your paycheck for co-workers’ weddings, babies, birthdays and anniversaries, or children’s school, scouts, athletic, and band fund-raising efforts.
- No one gives you clothes emblazoned with the company logo and then expects you to wear them.
- You can avoid the internal “war.” I once temped at an office so divided and filled with hate, one half wouldn’t even speak with the other… it was my job to convey messages between the enemy camps.
- Your true Pointy-Haired Boss is usually miles away…and the “customer” PHB can (often) be ignored.
- Overtime at time and a half! Woo-Hoo!
- Leaving at 4:30.
- Eight Words: “It was like that when I got here.”
- You get to hear the words, “Good job” and, ‘Please stay” frequently.
- When the company goes out backwards your resume says you worked for an agency.
- You don’t give a rat’s hoohaa what the stock is doing.
- I know my end date. The directs don’t.
- It’s like being the only lemming in the group with a parachute…
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