Pranks to Play in Space

  • Contact NASA by saying, “Whitney Houston, we have a problem!”
  • Spike the Tang with Folger’s Crystals.
  • Paste a “Hyundai” logo on the main control panel.
  • Tape photo of Keith Richards to window and then tell crew, “There’s a hideous Martian outside the ship!”
  • Dump sewage tank over Iraq.
  • Fill someone’s oxygen tank with Heinz’ Homestyle Beef Gravy.
  • Ring doorbell on Mir Spacestation; quickly float away.
  • Hide the experimental bee hive in someone’s space suit.
  • Sneak action figure from “Alien” movies aboard, then pretend it pops out of your stomach during dinner.
  • Egg the moon.