Once there was a man in a restaurant. He ordered a hamburger and got it 5 minutes later. He was fixing to eat it when he noticed a hair in it. He took

it to the counter and demanded another, so they got him a new one.

He went back to his seat and was getting ready to eat it when he noticed another hair. He took it back to the counter and demanded a hamburger

WITHOUT hair, so they got a new one. He went back to his seat and was getting ready to eat this one. He saw ANOTHER hair and was outraged.

He demanded to see how they were making their hamburgers. They took him back to the grills and there was an extremely large fat hairy Swedish

man making hamburger under his armpits. The man exclaimed “That’s DISGUSTING!”

The clerk replied, “If you think thats disgusting, you should see the way he makes donuts.”