What happens when a president gets elected in years ending with zero (which of course happens only every 20 years)?

• 1840: William Henry Harrison (Died in Office)
• 1860: Abraham Lincoln (Assassinated)
• 1880: James A. Garfield (Assassinated)
• 1900: William McKinley (Assassinated)
• 1920: Warren G. Harding (Died in Office)
• 1940: Franklin D. Roosevelt (Died in Office)
• 1960: John F. Kennedy (Assassinated)
• 1980: Ronald Reagan (Barely survived assassination attempt and left suffering from Alzheimer’s)

Now….want a re-count, George???

The six living Presidents were on a sinking ship.

• Gerald Ford said, “What do we do?”
• George Bush said, “Man the lifeboats!”
• Ronald Reagan said, “Huh? What? Lifeboats?”
• Jimmy Carter said, “Women and children first.”
• Richard Nixon said, “Screw the women and children.”
• Bill Clinton said, “Do you think we have time?”