- Ghost Poopie
The kind where you feel the poopie come out but there is no poopie in the toilet.
- Clean Poopie
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
- Wet Poopie
The kind where you wipe you butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped. So you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear, so you won’t ruin them with a stain.
- Second-Wave Poopie
This happens when you are done poopie-ing and you’ve pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
- Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie
The kind you strain so much to get out you practically have a stroke.
- Lincoln-Log-Poopie
The kind that is so huge, you are afraid to flush the toilet without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
- Gassy Poopie
It’s so noisy that everyone within earshot is giggling.
- Drinker Poopie
The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It’s most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
- Corn Poopie
(Self-explanatory)
- Gee I Wish I Could Poopie
The kind where you want to poopie but all you can do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
- Spinal Tap Poopie
That’s when it hurts so badly coming out you could swear it was coming out sideways.
- Wet-Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your cheeks get splashed with water.
- Liquid Poopie
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
- Mexican Poopie (Flame Thrower)
It smells so bad your nose burns.
- Upper-Class Poopie
The kind of poopie that doesn’t smell.
- Surprise Poopie
You’re not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but oops! a poopie!
- The Dangling Poopie (Sort of like hardening glue)
This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
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