- Shrinkaphobia
“Hey, this is a nude beach. I ain’t getting in that cold water!”
- Carmenelectraphobia
“Get that *(^%#*# vodka bottle away from me!!”
- Oldfartophobia
“He’s coming straight for us–with his left turn signal on!”
- Windophobia
“You have to push ‘Start’ to turn the damn computer off?!”
- ThetaFetaMetaBetaphobia
“I won’t go to your frat house to eat gyros and watch a tape of the Israel Philharmonic Orchestra on your old Sony VCR!”
- Buttcrackaphobia
“No!! Don’t call the plumber!!!”
- Phoebephobia
“No, I don’t want to watch ‘Friends.’ That blonde chick freaks me out.”
- Probeophobia
“Um, Doctor, why are you putting on that rubber glove?”
- Rentanotherpornophobia
“You’re busy Saturday? Well, how about next weekend then?”
- Homophobophobia
“It’s NOT my imagination! Senator Helms is looking at me “that” way again!”
- Smallpenisphobia
“Honey, I bought a Corvette!”
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