- If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
- It’s only unethical if you get caught.
- The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
- We put the “k” in “kwality”
- If something doesn’t feel right, you’re not feeling the right thing.
- Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity!
- A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
- ABANDON ALL HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE.
- We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members!
- 2 days without a Human Rights Violation!
- Your job is still better than asking “You want fries with that?”
- If at first you don’t succeed, try management.
- At least you’re not being rectally probed by aliens.
- Never quit until you have another job.
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