Recent Orders to Troops in the Middle East

To: All Commands
Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts

Ref: ComMidEastFor Inst 16134//24 K

  1. All commanders promulgate upon receipt.
  2. The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East:

    • “Eat Pork Or Die” [both English and Arabic versions]
    • “Shrine Busters” [Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.]
    • “Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy” [Both English and Arabic versions]
    • “Goat – it isn’t just for breakfast any more.” [Both English and Arabic versions]
    • The road to Paradise begins with me.” [Mostly Arabic versions but some in English. Some show sniper scope cross-hairs]
    • Guns don’t kill people. I kill people.” [Both Arabic and English versions]
    • “Pork. The other white meat.’ [Arabic version]
    • “Infidel” [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.]

    The above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges upon receipt of this directive.

  3. The following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this message:
    • “Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range At 0800 Daily.”
    • “Do we really need ‘smart bombs’ to drop on these dumb bastards?”
  4. All commands are instructed to implement sensitivity training upon receipt.