Walkin’ Round In Women’s Underwear

(The Marv Albert Song)
(Tune: Winter Wonderland)

NBC has rehired Marv Albert. Other employees reportedly don’t really want him in the company again. He’s a back biter. On the other hand, NBC reports that their sports programming needed a little more bite to it.

Lacy things — the wife is missin,
Didn’t ask — her permission,
I’m wearin’ her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin’ round in women’s underwear.

In the store — there’s a teddy,
Little straps — like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin’ round in women’s underwear.

In the office there’s a guy named Marvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He’ll say, “Are you ready?” I’ll say, “Whoa, Man!”
“Let’s wait until our wives are out of town!”

Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress — like Madonna,
Put on some eyeshade,
And join the parade,
Walkin’ round in women’s underwear!