I always thought the original saying was, “If you love something, set
it free. If it doesn’t come back to you, it wasn’t yours to begin
with.” However, for the purposes of this test, let’s use the proposed
version. In which category do *you* fall?

If you love somebody, Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, she never was….

• Pessimist
  If you love somebody, Set her free …
  If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
  If she doesn’t, well, as expected, she never was.
• Optimist
  If you love somebody, Set her free …
  Don’t worry, she will come back.
• Suspicious
  If you love somebody, Set her free …
  If she ever comes back, ask her why.
• Impatient
  If you love somebody, Set her free …
  If she doesn’t comes back within some time forget her.
• Patient
  If you love somebody, Set her free …
  If she doesn’t come back, continue to wait until she comes back …
• Playful
  If you love somebody, Set her free …
  * If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again,
  repeat *
• Vengeful
  If you love somebody, Set her free…
  If she doesn’t come back,
  Hunt her down and shoot her.
• C++ Programmer
  if(you-love(m_she)) m_she.free()
  if(m_she == NULL)
  m_she= new CShe;
• Animal-Rights Activist
  If you love somebody, Set her free…
  In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
• Lawyers
  If you love somebody, Set her free…
  Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the
  Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that…
• Bill Gates
  If you love somebody, Set her free…
  If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
  and but tell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade.
• Biologist
  If you love somebody, Set her free…
  She’ll evolve.
• Statistician
  If you love somebody, Set her free…
  If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high,
  If she doesn’t, your relation was improbable anyway.
• Schwarzenegger Fan
  If you love somebody, Set her free…
  SHE’LL BE BACK!
• Overpossessive
  If you love somebody don’t set her free.
• HR Specialist
  If you love somebody set her free
  By Offering her VRS and other benefits, then outsource her.
• MBA
  If you love somebody set her free…
  instantaneously…and look for others simultaneously
• Psychologist
  If you love somebody set her free…
  If she comes back, her super ego is dominant
  If she doesn’t come, back her id is supreme
  If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.
• Somnambulist
  If you love somebody set her free…
  If she comes back, it’s a nightmare
  If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.
• Rhett Butler
  If you love somebody set YOURSELF FREE
  If she asks you why say you don’t give a damn.
• ERP Functional Expert
  If you love somebody set her free…
  If she comes back, map her into your system
  If she doesn’t, carry out a gap-fit analysis
• Finance Expert
  If you love somebody set her free…
  If she comes back, its time to look fresh loans.
  If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.
• Marketing Expert
  If you love somebody set her free…
  If she comes back, she has brand loyalty
  If she doesn’t, reposition the brand in new markets.