A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of Lifesavers. He blindfolded the children and then gave them all the same kind of Lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children began to say:

   “Red…………cherry,”
   “Yellow………lemon,”
   “Green….lime,”
   “Orange……….orange”

Finally the professor gave them all honey Lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.

“Well,” he said “I’ll give you all a clue, it’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.”

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled: “Oh My God!!!! They’re assholes!”