- It is not lady like to straddle a water jet, moan in ecstasy, then scream at the top of your lungs, “Oh yes baby!”
- Washing your partners back is sexy, washing your pantyhose is not.
- Group nude bathing with strangers can be a pleasant experience, but don’t spoil things by making snide remarks like, “I’ve seen bigger wangs on Hamsters.”
- It’s OK to pass a joint while tubbing, it’s not OK to pass gas.
- Don’t think you’re fooling anybody by trying to pass off your vibrator as a toy submarine.
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