Today, the world was stunned by the news of the death of the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities believe the death occurred at approximately 8:42 P.M. last night. Best known as the irritating pink bunny who kept going and going and going, Pinky, as he was known to his friends, was alone at the time of his death. An emergency autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief medical examiner, Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation. Apparently, someone had put Mr. Bunny’s batteries in backwards and he kept coming and coming and coming.