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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word “Fuck”. It is a magical word; one that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. Linguistically, “Fuck” falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an active adverb (John really gives a fuck) or a passive verb (Mary really doesn’t give a fuck) or an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John) and as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of “Fuck”.

Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

  • Greetings: “How the fuck are you?”
  • Fraud: “I got fucked by the car dealer.”
  • Dismay: “Oh, fuck it!”
  • Trouble: “Well, I guess I’m fucked now!”
  • Aggression: “Fuck You!”
  • Disgust: “Fuck me!”
  • Confusion: “What the fuck….?”
  • Difficulty: “I don’t understand this fucking business…”
  • Despair: “Fucked again!”
  • Incompetence: “He fucks up everything!”
  • Displeasure: “What the fuck is going on here?”
  • Lost: “Where the fuck are we?”
  • Disbelief: “Unfuckingbelievable!”
  • Retaliation: “Up your fucking ass!”

It can be used in an anatomical description — “He’s a fucking asshole!” It can be used to tell time — “It’s five-fucking thirty!” It can be used in business — “How the hell did I end up with this fucking job?” It can be maternal, as in “Mother Fucker”. It can be political — “Fuck Bill Clinton!”

And never forget General Custer’s last words: “Where did all them fucking Indians come from?” Also, the famous last words of the Mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that?” And last, but not least, the immortal words of the Captain of the Titanic, who said, “Where did all this fucking water come from?”

The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word! How can anyone be offended when you say, “Fuck”? Use it frequently in your daily speech! It adds to your prestige.

Today…Say “Fuck You!” to Someone!!

What if You Say “Fuck You” to the Heads of States

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  • USA
    You say “fuck you” to the President of USA. Nothing happens, you become famous, they make you write a book and you make millions of dollars. But meanwhile the President sues you and gets all the money you have.

  • England
    You say “fuck you” to the Prime Minister of England. The Prime Minister says “fuck you” to you too.

  • France
    You say “fuck you” to the President of France. Millions of people support you and say “fuck you” to the President. Meanwhile the President of France writes poems because of his sadness.

  • Japan
    You say “fuck you” to the Emperor of Japan. The Emperor bows and says “I velly solly; I not intelested on your body.”

  • Germany
    You say “fuck you” to the President of Germany. The police come and say “Please don’t fuck the President”.

  • Sweden
    You say “fuck you” to the Prime Minister of Sweden. People vote if they accept you to fuck the Prime Minister or not. If the answer is yes, you fuck the Prime Minister. If the answer is no, the Prime Minister shakes your hand.

  • Romania
    You say “fuck you” to the President of Romania. The President starts dancing with you with gypsy music.

  • Turkey
    You say “fuck you” to the President of Turkey. The President takes his gun and shoots you. He goes to jail for 8 years or escapes the country and Greece welcomes him as a political refugee.

  • Greece
    You say “fuck you” to the President of Greece. The president takes his gun and shoots you. He goes to jail for 8 years or escapes the country and Turkey welcomes him as a political refugee.

  • China
    You say “fuck you” to the President of China. The president literally fucks you.

  • Italy
    You say “fuck you” to the President of Italy. You get price quotes from the Mafia for realizing your passion.

  • Russia
    You say “fuck you” to the President of Russia. The president kisses your mouth.

  • Saudi Arabia
    You say “fuck you” to the President … But there is no President, you become foolish. But if you say “fuck you” to the King, the King cuts your tongue out.