Cool Things about an All-New York World Series

  • We’re gonna add a Mike Piazza-style mustache to the Statue of Liberty.
  • City ordinance says in Subway Series, the mayor bats cleanup.
  • Regardless of who wins, it’s just great to sit in the stands and watch sweaty guys hug each other.
  • Finally New Yorkers have something to help us get over the loss of “CATS.”
  • Just think what this is doing to John Rocker.
  • It’s more proof that New York City is the greatest city on Earth!
  • It’s easy to get cheap applause by saying crap like that.
  • I won’t have that uneasy feeling I get when Don Zimmer’s out of town.
  • It’s so exciting, even people who just moved here and are now running for senate can enjoy it.
  • More business for the city’s illegal knock-off T-shirt factories.