St. Martin’s Press had to pull a biography of US President George W. Bush off the shelves recently when they learned that the book’s
author is an ex-convict who served time in prison for ordering the fire-bombing of his boss’ car. Here now are some others that we are not likely to see:

• “The Yiddish Guide to Loving Your Neighbor” — Pat Buchanan
• “Get Out of Your Car and Walk to Work!” — Stephen King
• “Creating A Sound Future: Building a Lasting, Profitable Career in the Music Industry” — Andrew Ridgeley
• “Winners Never Quite” — Dan Quayle
• “Spiritual Enlightenment Through Poverty and Humility” — L. Ron Hubbard
• “For Better or Worse: A Guide to Keeping Your Wedding Vows” — Newt Gingrich
• “The Feminist Mystique” — Monica Lewinsky
• “The Buyers’ Guide to Experimental Aircraft” — John Denver
• “How to Find Just about Anybody Anywhere” — O.J. Simpson
• “What Up? Communicating With the Youth of Today” — Strom Thurmond
• “Mind Your Own Business! A Guide for Small Business Owners” –Linda Tripp
• “Black Like Me” — Michael Jackson