Somebody who can invent a stove that connects to your computer. It must have flags that pop up and say things like:

• Add More Water To Your Pan – Your Pan Is Ready To Boil Over. Do you want this? Click on Yes or No
• Your Pork Chops Are Burning. Do you want this? Click on Yes or No
• Do You Intend To Turn The Burner On Or Just Let Water Sit On It? Click on Yes or No
• It Is Now Time To Add The (seasoning, mix, etc) To The (Whatever you’re cooking) – Do you want this? Click on Yes or No
• Please Stir The Pudding – Do you want this? Click on Yes or No
• Caution! Caution! Your Kitchen Curtains Are On Fire! Do You Want This? Please Click On Yes Or No, etc.

My computer and my stove don’t seem to interact for some reason. I think to myself, “Surely the Rice-A-Roni won’t burn until I finish just this one email” and guess what. By the time I finish emailing and get out to the stove, it’s already turned brown and is sticking to the non-stick
skillet.

If you’re an inventor, please help me!