An Email/Chatroom Survival Kit

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  • AOL
    Assholes On Line

  • ASAP
    As Soon As Possible

  • ASAFP
    As Soon As Friggin Possible

  • AWGTHTGTTA
    Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again

  • AWGTHTGTTSA
    Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Shit Again

  • BFD
    Big Fucking Deal

  • BMD
    Buy Me Dildo

  • BTSOOM
    Beats The Shit Out Of Me

  • BT
    Byte This!

  • BTWBO
    Be There With Bells On

  • CMF
    Count My Fingers!

  • CTC
    Choking The Chicken

  • DBEYR
    Don’t Believe Everything You Read

  • DHYB
    Don’t Hold Your Breath

  • DILDO
    Darlin’ I’ll Lick De Ole

  • DILLIGAD
    Do I Look Like I Give A Damn

  • DQYDJ
    Don’t Quit Your Day Job

  • DYSTSOTT
    Did You See The Size Of That Thing

  • FTASB
    Faster Than A Speeding Bullet

  • FUBAR
    Fucked Up Beyond All Repair

  • FUBB
    Fucked Up Beyond Belief

  • FYI
    For Your Information

  • FYM
    For Your Misinformation

  • GR&D
    Grinning Running & Ducking

  • HAK
    Hugs And Kisses

  • HUYA
    Head Up Your A$$

  • HHOK
    Ha Ha, Only Kidding

  • HHO1/2K
    Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding

  • HIOOC
    Help! I’m Out Of Coffee!

  • IANAC
    I Am Not A Crook

  • IFABCTE
    I Found A Bug, Call The Exterminator

  • IITYWTMWYKM
    If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me

  • IITYWTMWYBMAD
    If I Tell You What This Means Will You Buy Me A Drink

  • IITYWTMWYLMA
    If I Tell You What This Means Will You Leave Me Alone

  • IIWM
    If It Were Me

  • ILSHIBAMF
    I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture

  • ILSHIBMS
    I Laughed So Hard I Broke My Stitches

  • IMHO
    In My Humble Opinion

  • IMNSHO
    In My Not So Humble Opinion

  • KISS
    Keep It Simple Stupid

  • LDTTWA
    Let’s Do The Time Warp Again

  • LOL
    Laughing Out Loud

  • LSHHTCMS
    Laughed So Hard, Had To Change My Shorts

  • LTIP
    Laughing Till I Puke

  • MTFBWY
    May The Force Be With You

  • NBFD
    No Big Fucking Deal

  • NFW
    No Fucking Way

  • NYCFS
    New York City Finger Salute

  • OMIK
    Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard

  • ONNA
    Oh No, Not Again

  • ONNTA
    Oh No Not This Again

  • OTOH
    On The Other Hand

  • OTOOH
    On The Other Other Hand

  • OTSH
    On The Same Hand

  • PFM
    Pure Fucking Magic

  • PITA
    Pain In The A$$

  • PMF
    Pull My Finger

  • RTFM
    Read The Fucking Manual (or Message)

  • SH
    Shit Happens

  • SH2M
    Shit Happens To Me

  • SOI
    Sit On It

  • SOIAR
    Sit On It And Rotate

  • SOL
    Shit Outta Luck

  • TAFL
    Take A Flying Leap

  • TDTM
    Talk Dirty To Me

  • TFASB
    Time For A Sex Break

  • TIC
    Tongue In Cheek

  • TISEC
    Tongue In Someone Else’s Cheek

  • TLA
    Three Letter Acronym (such as this)

  • TM
    Trust Me

  • TSR
    Totally Stuck in RAM

  • TTT
    That’s The Ticket

  • TWHAB
    This Won’t Hurt A Bit

  • VI
    Village Idiot

  • WDIPME
    Where Did I Put My Excedrin

  • WGAFS
    Who Gives A Flying Squat

  • WTHDTIM
    What The Hell Do These Initials Mean

  • WTSDS
    Where The Sun Don’t Shine

  • WWW
    World Wide Wait

  • WYSIWYG
    What You See Is What You Get

  • WYSIUWYW
    What You See Isn’t Usually What You Want

  • YGBFK
    You Gotta Be Fucking Kiddin’