- American Express calls and says; “Definitely leave home without it.”
- Your idea of a 7 course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
- You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
- You give blood everyday, just for the orange juice.
- You finally clean your house, hoping to find loose change.
- McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.
- Sally Struthers sends you food.
- You go back for seconds at communion.
- You’ve rolled so many pennies, you’ve formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.
- You rob Peter and then you rob Paul.
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