Signs You Are Broke After Christmas

  • American Express calls and says; “Definitely leave home without it.”
  • Your idea of a 7 course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
  • You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
  • You give blood everyday, just for the orange juice.
  • You finally clean your house, hoping to find loose change.
  • McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.
  • Sally Struthers sends you food.
  • You go back for seconds at communion.
  • You’ve rolled so many pennies, you’ve formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.
  • You rob Peter and then you rob Paul.