Christmas Songs For The Mentally Disturbed

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  • Schizophrenia
    Do you Hear What I Hear?

  • Multiple Personality Disorder
    We Three Queens Disoriented Are

  • Dementia
    I Think I’ll Be Home for Christmas

  • Narcissistic
    Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

  • Manic
    Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office
    and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and…..

  • Paranoid
    Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.

  • Personality Disorder
    You Better Watch Out,
    I’m Gonna Cry,
    I’m Gonna Pout,
    Maybe I’ll tell you Why.

  • Depression
    Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia
    All is Flat, All is Lonely.

  • Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

  • Passive-Aggressive Personality
    On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me
    (and then took it all away).

  • Borderline Personality Disorder
    Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.