If Biblical Headlines Were Written Today

  • On Red Sea crossing:
    WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE
    Pursuing Environmentalists Killed
  • On David vs. Goliath:
    HATE CRIME KILLS BELOVED CHAMPION
    Psychologist Questions Influence of Rock
  • On Elijah on Mt. Carmel:
    FIRE SENDS RELIGIOUS RIGHT EXTREMIST INTO FRENZY
    400 Killed
  • On the birth of Christ:
    HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS LEFT HOMELESS
    Animal Rights Activists Enraged by Insensitive Couple
  • On feeding the 5,000:
    PREACHER STEALS CHILD’S LUNCH
    Disciples Mystified Over Behavior
  • On healing the 10 lepers:
    LOCAL DOCTOR’S PRACTICE RUINED
    “Faith Healer” Causes Bankruptcy
  • On healing of the Gadarene demoniac:
    MADMAN’S FRIEND CAUSES STAMPEDE
    Local Farmer’s Investment Lost
  • On raising Lazarus from the dead:
    FUNDAMENTALIST PREACHER RAISES A STINK
    Will Reading to be Delayed