New billboards are getting our attention all over the nation. Some reported seeing one or two messages, but a newspaper listed all of them. Here’s a list of all variations of the “God Speaks” billboards. The billboards are a simple black background with white text. No fine print or sponsoring organization is included.

• Tell the kids I love them.
  -God
• Let’s meet at my house Sunday
  before the game.
  -God
• C’mon over
  and bring the kids.
  -God
• What part of “Thou Shalt Not…”
  didn’t you understand?
  -God
• We need to talk.
  -God
• Keep using my name in vain,
  I’ll make rush hour longer.
  -God
• Loved the wedding,
  invite me to the marriage.
  -God
• That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing…
  I meant it.
  -God
• I love you and you
  and you and you and…
  -God
• Will the road you’re on
  get you to my place?
  -God
• Follow me.
  -God
• Big bang theory,
  you’ve got to be kidding.
  -God
• My way is the highway.
  -God
• Need directions?
  -God
• You think it’s hot here?
  -God
• Have you read my #1 best seller?
  There will be a test.
  -God
• Don’t make me come down there.
  -God
• Do you have any idea
  where you’re going?
  -God