The following are actual English subtitles used in films from Hong Kong:

• I am darn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
• Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
• Gun wounds again?
• Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
• A normal person wouldn’t steal pituitaries.
• Darn, I’ll burn you into a BBQ chicken.
• Take my advice, or I’ll spank you.
• Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your toenails and leave them out on the dessert floor for ants to eat.
• Quiet or I’ll blow your throat up.
• I’ll fire aimlessly if you don’t come out!
• You daring lousy guy.
• Beat him out of recognizable shape!
• Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your doctor for a thorough extermination.
• I have been scared silly too much lately.
• I got knife scars more than the number of your leg’s hair!
• Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
• The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
• How can you use my intestines as a gift?
• Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some but of the giant lizard person.
• You always use violence. I should’ve ordered glutinous rice chicken.