- When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.
- Yet to experience the joy of winning the World Cup for the first time.
- You get to eat insect food like snails and frogs legs.
- If there’s a war, you can surrender really early.
- You don’t have to read the subtitles on those late night films on PBS.
- You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people’s countries.
- You can be ugly and still become a famous film star.
- You allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride.
- You pay a fortune for a meal that is artfully placed on a plate but won’t satisfy the hunger of a child.
- Stale baguettes can be used for building materials or weapons.
- You have a good excuse for drinking wine at every meal – even breakfast.
- You don’t have to bother with toilets, just do it in the street.
- People think you’re a great lover even when you’re not.
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