Knows at least three Microsoft burnouts, of which two are millionaires.
Uses more than 5 words [a unique vocabulary] to order a cup of coffee. “I want to order an unleaded, double, short, skinny, wet cappuccino with a shot of Amaretto please.”
Designer’ wardrobe comes from REI, Eddie Bauer, Lands End, and Birkenstock.
Considers it a sunny day if the sun is visible at some point of the day. On Average, Seattle has less than 3 SUNNY days in February.
Feels guilty throwing an aluminum can in the trash, instead of a recycle bin.
Stands on a deserted street corner in the rain, waiting for the light to say walk. Did you know that Seattle police issue over 2500 citations a year to pedestrians jaywalking in downtown Seattle? Well, Seattleites can follow the “Don’t Walk” lights to extremes. Once, while I was crossing the street, the “Walk” light started flashing “Don’t Walk” just as I reached the middle of the intersection. Would you believe, the pedestrian right beside me turned around, and walked back to the corner we started from!
Have been “snow” skiing in the RAIN more than in the snow.
When discussing rainforests and volcanoes, NOT talking about Hawaii.
Groans when Seattle gets listed as one of the best places to live. At all costs, Seattleites do NOT want to encourage ANY MORE people to move to Seattle.