I come for visit, get treated regal

So I stay, who care illegal?

Cross the border, poor and broke

Take the bus, see Customs bloke,

Nice man treat me good in there,

Say I need to see Welfare.

Welfare say, “Come down no more,

we send you cash right to your door.”

Welfare checks they make you wealthy,

Medi-Cal it keep you healthy.

By and by, I got plenty money,

Thanks, American Working Dummy!

Write to friends in motherland,

Tell them come as fast as can.

They come in rags and Chebby trucks,

I buy big house with welfare bucks.

They all come, we live together,

some say they no like the weather.

Fourteen families all move in,

Neighbor’s patience growing thin.

Finally white guy moves away,

I buy his house and then I say,

“Find more aliens”, house I rent

in the garden I put a tent.

Send for family, they just trash

but they all draw more welfare cash.

Everything is mucho good,

soon we own the neighborhood.

We have hobby, it’s called breeding.

Welfare pay for baby feeding.

Kids need Dentist? Wife need pills?

We get free, we got no bills.

American crazy, he pay all year

to keep his welfare running here.

We think America damn good place,

too damn good for white man race.

If they no like us, they can go…

got lots of room in Mexico.