A lot of voters are getting a little bored with the 2-party system. Even the Reform Party and the Libertarian Party aren’t making much of a showing this year. These parties just never seemed to make that cut for some reason:

• The Crack Party… We’re split down the middle.
• The Mouth Party… And you’re invited to cum.
• The Gay/NRA Party… We’re here, we’re queer. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
• The Pity Party… C’mon, we never win anything. Vote for us once, will ya?
• The Private Party… No comment.
• The Cocktail Party… Cock and Tail – does it get any better than this?
• The Search Party… Looking for members.
• The Keg Party… Dude, we could so totally run the country.
• Non-partisan party… We believe in what you believe in.
• The Beaver Party… Oh, forget it – we’ve already got Bush.