Clinton Versus Nixon

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  • Major Scandal during their presidency…
    Nixon: Watergate
    Clinton: Waterbed

  • The President’s biggest fear…
    Nixon: The Cold War
    Clinton: The Cold Sore

  • Complaints toward the President…
    Nixon: Carpet-Bombing
    Clinton: Carpet-Burns

  • Their Vice-Presidents…
    Nixon: His was Greek
    Clinton: His is a Geek.

  • Presidential qualities…
    Nixon: Couldn’t stop Kissinger.
    Clinton: Couldn’t stop kissing her.

  • Things the President couldn’t explain….
    Nixon: The missing 18-minutes on the tapes
    Clinton: The 36D bra in his briefcase

  • Presidential Nicknames….
    Nixon: Tricky Dick
    Clinton: Slick Willy

  • Presidential excuses….
    Nixon: I am not a crook
    Clinton: I didn’t get in her nook