How can you tell what company an insurance man works for? That’s easy… just watch to see who he sleeps with….

• 1st Insurance man – sleeps with own wife
  That’s “Home Insurance”
• 2nd Insurance man – sleeps with girl friend
  That’s “Mutual Benefit
• 3rd Insurance man – sleeps with chorus girl
  That’s “New York Life”
• 4th Insurance man – sleeps with secretary
  That’s “Employees Mutual Benefit”
• 5th Insurance man – sleeps with hotel maid
  That’s “Travelers Aid”
• 6th Insurance man – sleeps with woman next door
  That’s “Royal Neighbors”
• 7th Insurance man – sleeps with old maid
  That’s “Prudential”
• 8th Insurance man – sleeps with grandma
  That’s “Old Age Assistance”
• 9th Insurance man – sleeps with nobody
  That’s “John Hancock”
• 10th Insurance man – sleeps with anybody
  That’s “Metropolitan”
• 11th Insurance man – sleeps with boyfriend
  That’s “Odd Fellow”
• 12th Insurance man – sleeps with Charlie McCarthy
  That’s “Lumbermans Mutual”
• In case anyone gets pregnant from all of this,
  That’s “Industrial Accident”