Geriatric City
Quality housing for older citizens that couldn’t attract retirees, despite the mirrored bedroom ceilings, the hot tubs, the adjacent burial plots and other amenities.
Pump and Hump
A Nevada brothel that offered self-service gasoline to its customers.
Sticky Wickets
Pre-owned erotica for sale at attractive discount prices.
Hair and Now
Fast, inexpensive hair replacement using cat fur and thumb tacks.
Paradise Lost and Found
A gynecological clinic franchise specializing in “50,000 mile tune-ups”.
UNIX for Hire
A computer consulting firm that just couldn’t build a long-term customer base.
In the Closet
A line of closet organizers that never caught on with young marrieds and new homeowners.
Scratch and Sniff
A new medication for hemorrhoids…available in all your favorite fragrances.