- Keeps shaking black “crystal ball,” then saying, “Ask again later.”
- Tells you you’re going to die but doesn’t exactly know when or how.
- Every time you draw the Death card, she yells “Go Fish!”
- Looks suspiciously like that guy who fixed your muffler last week.
- Brunswick insignia on “crystal ball.”
- His idea of an “out of body experience” involves whipped cream and women’s clothing.
- Instead of a Oujia board, has a Wedgie board.
- During seance, shouts in voice of Wolfman Jack, “Milli Vanilli will be back!”
- His spoon bending requires two pliers.
- Sign in window: “As Seen on ’60 Minutes'”
- During card-reading, asks if you want to “hit” or “stand”.
- Insists that your astrological sign is “The Armadillo.”
- Psychics Magazine rates her just below fortune cookies, just above your mom.
- Repeatedly attempts to read your palm with his genitalia.
- Shakes her crystal ball, then predicts a large snowstorm.
- Easily fooled by ‘Can of Snakes’ gag.
- Lakers in 4.
- “Ethereal Aroma of the Kindred Spirits” effect during seance only occurs after a chili-dog lunch.
- Just keeps saying in his Mr. T voice, “My prediction: Pain!”
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