- A friend calls and says, “How are you? Your phones have been busy for a year!”
- You forgot how to work the TV remote control.
- You see something funny and scream, “LOL, LOL.”
- You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said YOU’VE GOT MAIL.
- You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.
- You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get IMs.
- You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have AOL in your car.
- Tech support calls YOU for help.
- You beg your friends to get an account so you can “hang out.”
- You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza.
- You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.
- You say “he he he he” or “heh heh heh” instead of laughing.
- You say “SCROLL UP” when someone asks what it was you said.
- You sneak away to your computer when everyone goes to sleep.
- You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.
- You look at an annoying person off-line and wish that you had your ignore button handy.
- You start to experience “withdrawal” after not being online for 2 hours.
- “Where did the time go?”
- You sit on AOL for 6 hours waiting for that certain special person to sign on.
- You get up in the morning and go online before you get your coffee.
- …..You end your sentences with…..three or more periods…….
- You’ve gone to an unstaffed AOL room to give tech support.
- You think faster than the computer.
- You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}}and **kisses**.
- Being called a newbie is a major insult to you.
- You’re on the phone and say BRB.
- Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood shot eyes.
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