The AOL Car

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  • The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a 200 MPH speedometer.
  • The AOL car would come equipped with a NEW and fantastic 8-Track tape player.
  • The car would often refuse to start and owners would just expect this and try again later.
  • The windshield would have an extra dark tint to protect the driver from seeing better cars.
  • AOL would sell the same model car year after year and claim it’s the NEW model.
  • Every now and then the brakes on the AOL car would just “lock-up” for no apparent reason.
  • The AOL car would have a very plain body style but would have lots’a pretty colors and lights.
  • The AOL car would have only one door but it would have 5 extra seats for family members.
  • Anyone dissatisfied could return the car but must continue to make payments for 6 months.
  • If an AOL car owner received 3 parking tickets AOL would take the car off of them.
  • The AOL car would have an AOL Cell phone that can only place calls to other AOL car cell phones.
  • AOL would pass a new car law forbidding AOL car owners from driving near other car dealerships.
  • AOL car mechanics would have no experience in car repair.
  • Younger AOL car drivers would be able to make other peoples AOL cars stall just for fun.
  • It would not be possible to upgrade your AOL car stereo.
  • AOL cars would be forced to use AOL gas that cost 20% more and gave worse mileage.
  • Anytime an AOL car owner saw another AOL car owner he would wonder, M/F/age/location?
  • It would be common for AOL car owners to divorce just to marry another AOL car owner.
  • AOL car owners would always claim to be older or younger than they really are.
  • AOL cars would come with a steering wheel and AOL would claim no other cars have them.
  • Every time you close the door on the AOL car it would say, “Good-Bye.”

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