Seminars for Males

  • Combating Stupidity
  • You, too, can do housework
  • PMS — Learn when to keep your mouth shut.
  • How to fill an ice tray
  • We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas — Give us money
  • Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4:00am
  • Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled “Don’t wash my silks”)
  • Parenting — No, it doesn’t end with conception
  • Get a life — learn to cook
  • How not to act like an jerk when you’re obviously wrong
  • Spelling — Even you can get it right
  • Understanding your financial incompetence
  • You — The Weaker Sex
  • Reasons to give flowers
  • How to stay awake after sex
  • Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the bathroom
  • Garbage — Getting it to the curb
  • You can fall asleep without “It” if you really try
  • The morning dilemma if “It’s” awake. Take a shower
  • I’ll wear it if I damn well please
  • How to put the toilet lid down (formerly “No, it’s not a bidet”)
  • “The weekend” and “sports” are not synonyms
  • Give me a break! Why we know your excuses are BS
  • How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost
  • The remote control — Overcoming your dependency
  • Romanticism – Ideas other than sex
  • Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes
  • Mother-in-laws — They are people, too
  • Male bonding — Leaving your friends at home
  • You too can be a designated driver
  • Seeing the true you (formerly “No, you don’t look like Mel Gibson, especially when naked!”)
  • Changing your underwear — It really works
  • Techniques for calling home