All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From a Sheep

  • Look before you leap
  • Don’t worry, they’ll come home – wagging their tails behind them
  • Never turn your baa-ack on a friend
  • When chewing your cud, remember: there’s no fat, no calories, no cholesterol and no taste
  • Sheep Happens!
  • The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence
  • Don’t let anyone pull the wool over your eyes
  • Remember to say “Fleece and Thank Ewe”
  • If you go in like a lion, come out like a lamb
  • Beware of the wolf in sheep’s clothing
  • Believe in shear luck
  • Don’t get your sheep in a bundle!
  • Someday your sheep will come in
  • If you can’t sleep, try counting sheep

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