- It’s okay if you’re a little bottom heavy.
- Hold your ground, even when the heat is on.
- Wearing white is always appropriate.
- Winter is the best of the four seasons.
- It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.
- There’s nothing better than a foul weather friend.
- The key to life is to be a jolly, happy soul.
- We’re all made up of mostly water.
- You know you’ve made it when they write a song about you.
- Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize!
- Don’t get too much sun.
- It’s embarrassing when you can’t look down and see your feet.
- It’s fun to hang out in your front yard.
- There’s no stopping you once you’re on a roll.
- Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.
- Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something Really big.
- Don’t listen to critics. Do what has to be done.
- Build on the high ground.
- For safety’s sake, travel in pairs.
- Two heads are better than one.
- Speed isn’t always an advantage. The cheetahs were on board, but so were the snails.
- If you can’t fight or flee–float.
- Take care of your animals as if they were the last ones on earth.
- Don’t forget that we’re all in the same boat.
- When the doo-doo gets really deep, don’t sit there and complain–shovel!
- Stay below deck during the storm.
- Remember that the ark was built by amateurs & the Titanic was built by professionals.
- If you have to start over, have a friend by your side.
- Remember that the woodpeckers INSIDE are often a bigger threat than the storm outside.
- No matter how bleak it looks, there’s always a rainbow on the other side.
- DON’T MISS THE BOAT !!!!
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